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Cobain Jokes

Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?

Midlife Crisis.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

[NSFW] Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?

Because he'll go shooting his mouth off.

I found an old Kurt Cobain pic the other day

Talk about a blast from the past

What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?

They were both artists who painted a ceiling.

Kurt Cobain lived as a professional musician

...and died as an amateur painter.

Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.

Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

Did you know that Kurt Cobain had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What color was Kurt Cobain's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, and the other blew the other way.

Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity.

He got his big shot, and didn’t miss.

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What did Kurt Cobain say when he went to his prostate exam?

"Here we are now, enter anus"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the ‘Michelangelo’ of Rock

Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.

In the words of Kurt Cobain

Check this sweet no scope

What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?

They both overdosed on lead.

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

What do Pink Floyd, Kurt Cobain and Princess Diana all have in common?

....all of their last hits were the wall

What’s a cheese’s favorite guitarist?

Curd Cobain

My sister called shotgun, as we got in the car.

I called Kurt Cobain and sat behind her.

The theme of my companies team building retreat this year was mindfulness. They asked each one of us to give two examples of an open minded person. They said there were no wrong answers but,

If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

A compliment on someone’s intelligence...

‘You’ve got more brains than Kurt Cobains garage roof’

I got a call from my son’s music teacher today.

He said, “You have a little Curt Cobain on your hands.”

I said, “You mean he’s a great singer?”

He said, “No I mean he just shot himself in the head with a gun.”

You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...

then shoot yourself in the face.


R.I.P. Kurt Cobain

In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.

..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.

In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's fi...

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A farmer with one cow lives in a tiny farm with his wife, and three sons.

One morning he stepped outside to milk the cow, only to find it stiff and unmistakenably dead in its meadow. The farmer drops down in despair.

'How am I supposed to support my family without our only source of income?', he exclaims. In utter disbelief he walks to the shed, grabs his shotgun, ...

Rock and Roll Joke

Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar.
Kurt ambles over to Jerry...

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Music Jokes

Sharing some music related jokes :-

1. Q. What did George Michale sing at Elton John's wedding?
A. Don't let your son go down on me.

2. Q. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
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