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Anticlimactic Jokes

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The Anticlimactic Lager (oj)

(*I just made up this joke, it takes a bit of patience but let me know if it's worth it. Either way, keep smiling!*)

Michael was a rich, eccentric and naive beer enthusiast. He journeyed around the world in search of rare lagers.

Once, on a trip to India, he came across a small bar. Be...

I read a book called anticlimactic...

the first half was good.

The Cold War was so anticlimactic...

I mean, most of it was just Stalin.

You know what's anticlimactic

The end of this joke

You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline?

Okay.

Why is No Nut November so goddamn boring?

It is probably the most anticlimactic month

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Did you hear the story about a woman who couldn't orgasm?

It was anticlimactic

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What do you call sex where no one comes?

Anticlimactic

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

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I have a mixed feeling about shaggy dog stories.

On one hand, I enjoy them a lot. A joke that takes that much of a setup and has such a tiny payoff is great, not only because the former is disproportionately larger than the latter, but because it can be so anticlimactic it's downright silly. It's a great kind of joke to tell unsuspecting people, e...

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