A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident....

The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye.Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he's temporarily given a wooden eye.

The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around.Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him u...

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Guy's in a bar, moping over a beer.

Bartender comes up to him and says, "Well, Bill, what's wrong?"

Bill says, "Said a little Freudian Slip to my wife the other day, now she's talking about leaving me."

"Well, Bill, what'd ya say?"

"It just came out wrong, now she's talking about a divorce." Bill buried his head ...

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Little Johnny

One day, Little Johnny was sadly moping around the house.
In order to cheer him up, Johnny’s mother gave him a dollar and sent him outside.
As Johnny walked down the road, he ran into a farmer selling ducks.
Johnny asks the farmer, “How much for a duck?”
The farmer says, “I’ll give yo...

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You're not depressed...

I was at the beach and noticed a younger guy who was moping and looking sad. To make matters worse the guy was scrawny and couldn't have weighed more than a 100 lbs.

I walked up to the guy and said "hey buddy what's wrong? It's a beautiful day at the beach and there's nothing but gorgeous...

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After a big accident, Dave was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"

John: Oh, Stop crying! grow a clit will ya! See that man he has lost his head, do you see him moping?

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Carl woke up.

It was 1 hour before dawn again. He always woke up early these days.
Carl was a lone survivor. It had been 2 years 3 months and 5 days since the start and he was still going strong, he guessed he was just lucky.

He was down to his last bullet. Ammo had practically run dry about a year ...

the Ogre and the Trids

Once upon a time long, long ago there were beings called Trids barely making a living on the side of a hill. They knew, however, that there was a beautiful field of valuable Flurd just on the other side of the hill, and if they could get their hands on some of that Flurd, their lives would improve i...

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A teenage boy can't find a date for prom NSFW

He's new to the school, and has had a tough time making friends. After several weeks of moping about because he's too embarrassed to go alone, his older sister finally gives in, and tells him she'll pretend to be his date because no one at the school knows her anyway.

Unfortunately, when the ...

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A Sad Day

One day at the retirement home, nurse Wilson notices Mr. Johnson is just moping around looking very sad. So she says to him, "Mr. Johnson, what's wrong?". He says to the nurse "My penis died." Nurse Wilson thinking that his dementia is getting the best of him sympathizes with Mr. Johnson saying "Oh,...

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Desert Island

A cruise ship founders on a reef, and a man just manages to swim some miles and crawl up on a desert island. After recovering from the ordeal, he begins to explore and finds to his great surprise (and pleasure) that the only other survivor of this terrible tragedy is Cindy Crawford. They build a le...

Lost Chapter In Genesis

Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said, "Adam, what's up with all this moping?"

Adam told God that he was lonely. God said He could fix that, no problem.

In short order he could make a partner for Adam, and she would be called a "woman."

G...

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