Chop Up Jokes - 2 Hilarious Chop Up Jokes

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What’s the difference between an onion and a prostitute ??

I cry when I chop up onions !!

What's the difference between an onion and a vegetable?

You cry when you chop up an onion. The rest of the family cries when you chop up a vegetable.

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