My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight
I told her to keep her chins up
Dear America, Keep Your Chins Up. Love, Australia
Both of them.
You know what they say about big chins?
Wow thats a bIg chin.
An Idaho man walked 3.4 miles while balancing a guitar on his chin
setting a new World Record for carrying a tune.
My parents always called me chin chin, so I asked them why
My dad said it was because I had two chins
So then I asked him why people don’t call him wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle because of his forehead
Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins..
I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double.
I wish people would stop jumping on James Corden for stealing Ricky Gervais' joke....
This could permanently damage his career, and we need to remember he's got a wife and three chins to support.
My friend was called fat today.
I told him "It'll be okay, just keep your chins up".
Hell, Michigan
Roads in the state of Michigan were in terrible shape due to weather and wear, but no are suffered more than the little town of Hell- a tourist trap that depended on traffic for income.
The mayor of Hell began to research potential repairs for their roads. One interested party was a man name...
Yo mama's so fat
Her favorite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.
Your mother is so fat
Her chins wear suspenders.
(Hope its original, I just thought it up. If not, I can live with it.)
Why are the wealthy often overweight?
Because of their four chins
My friend was sad and complaining to me about how she's having trouble losing weight.
"The change isn't immediate", I told her. "Just keep your chins up."
Once upon a time there was a hatseller
He traveled from village to village selling hats. One day, he was walking through the jungle, and noticed a comfortable spot at the base of a particular tree. He decided to rest there, as it was a hot day. So, he put his basket of hats next to him, pulled his hat over his eyes, and slept....
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