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Chavs Jokes

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Why aren't chavs good at sex?

It takes ten of them to get hard.

Two English chavs

English chav 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English chav 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English chav 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English chav 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English chav 1: Here boy

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Why doesn’t Viagra work on chavs?

Because they aren’t hard without their mates.

Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism

Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies

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