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What could we call an international chain of hotels catering to vampires?

Hema Globe Inns

(Thoughts on this OC?)

Where do antarctic birds spend their nights?

In pengu-inns

Two travelers are walking through a forest, talking about how excited they are to sleep in a soft bed again.

Suddenly, they come across a man sleeping in their path. They aren’t too far from the next town so one of them gets excited, saying, “This man can tell us which inns have the nicest beds!”
The other looks less enthused. “I don’t know,” he replies, eyeing the man warily. “I don’t think we can tr...

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