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Catscan Jokes

Dogs can't operate an Mri machines...

But catscan

Dogs don’t know how to use an mri machine.

But catscan.

What does a tiger get when he visits the doctor?

A CATscan

Just so everyone is aware, dogs are not able to undergo an M.R.I.

But Catscan.

Can you jump 6 times your own body height? Cats can

Can you take an x-ray of the inside of your own body? Catscan

After years of research, scientists have concluded that dogs cannot use MRI machines.

But catscan.

A man walks into the vet with his dog in his arms... [Long]

He brings the dog up to the counter and says "I need to see a vet, my dog won't wake up!" So the secretary brings him to an inspection room and he says the same thing to the vet "My dog won't wake up, he's been like this since yesterday!". The vet inspects the dog and can conclude only one thing. "S...

A man takes his dog to the vet.

A man's dog is very sick and won't do anything but lay down. The man takes his dog to the vet and asks the vet to run some tests. The vet brings in a cat and sits the cat next to the dog. The dog doesn't react. The vet takes the cat away then brings in a Labrador who starts barking at the sick dog. ...

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