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Catapults Jokes

Catapults

Catapults are the joke - this post was made by me, the trebuchets

I can throw rocks further than catapults.

I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A group of protesters have been using catapults to launch cow dung at recently erected wind turbines

They've missed every shot so far, but I have a feeling that if they manage to topple one it will be big news, and we'll all remember this day, saying,

"Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"

You know, i never really thought our daughter would go farther than our son.

Yeah, turns out trebuchets are superior to catapults after all.

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