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Canada Dry Jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "what brings you to Canada?"

The Irishman says, "well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot."

I was devastated to hear that someone in my town was crushed under a skid of Canada Dry today.

Now i guess we're both soda pressed.

My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day

I call him Ginger Al

What do you call a drought in Toronto?

Canada Dry

Why are the Great Lakes running out of water?

Because Americans are drinking Canada Dry.

I was thirsty one day and someone said, "Drink Canada Dry."

Man they got alot of water up there..

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I saw an Irishman while visiting Montreal.

When I asked what he was doing there he replied “I saw an advertisement that said “Drink Canada Dry” so I thought I’d give it a go.”

My father was never home...

He once saw a sign that read, "Drink Canada Dry!" So he went up there, and he did.

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