A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets. As he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
During a military training session, a General with a stern tone addresses a group of young cadets
"If you are captured by the enemy and a beautiful woman walks in to the room, the best thing to do is to keep your mouth shut."
Someone from the back of the room asks, "What's the second best thing to do?"
Even robots need a day off.
When I was a young man in in Army Cadets, we had big ornamental robot that we called ‘old-iron-sides’ with a big brass bugle that would play all the calls to the troops. In the morning it would play ‘reveille’ to wake, ‘mess call’ for meals, ‘drill call’ to assemble in the square, etc. We all got so...
An old joke I heard from an Israeli fighter pilot...
According to him, flight school is hard. Most recruits wash out early. Some... Not so early. The training lasts years, and you can wash out at any time.
It was the last day of training, right before graduation, when the news came down, one of the cadets was being kicked out.
By this ...
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Three generals were sitting on a battleship.
Three generals, one from the army, one from the navy, and one from the marines, were sitting on the deck of a battleship, having a drink after a long day of drills. They get into a debate about which company had the braver soldiers. So the navy captain calls to one of his cadets, “Private!! I wan...