Two Arab guys move to the US, and they have a friendly bet as to who would become more “Americanized” in a year.
After a year, the first guy: I just dropped off my kids at baseball practice, and I’m taking him to McDonalds later.
The second guy: Fuck off, towelhead!
Traditional Indian Joke (Americanized)
There is a man named Paul and a man named Edwin. They enjoy each other's company very much. One day, Edwin asks Paul and his wife over to his house. Paul acts very politely and is overall a pleasure to be with. Edwin, in his own house, belches out loud and is rude to his wife. The next day, Paul ask...