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Chattanooga Jokes

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A man and a woman were fooling around. She pulls his pants down, and taken aback, asks “Why do you have ‘Shorty’ tattooed on your penis?”

“Oh you don’t understand,” says the man. “If you play around with it a little bit it says ‘Shorty’s Sinclair Service Station, Chattanooga, Tennessee.’”

A man walks into a restaurant.

and see his ex girlfriend sitting with her new boyfriend. So the man goes and sits at the bar and has a couple of drinks, still fuming over his ex and her new beau. After a while he notice's the new boyfiend getting up to go to the bathroom. So in a half drunken state he thinks to himself, I'll foll...

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A mercurial rocker hands out backstage passes...

A mercurial rocker of a popular band was known to give out many backstage passes. Now this happens all the time in the music industry; however this rocker always handed out the same pass to many women, and never changed it. The pass was for Tulsa OK, and he'd give out the large TULSA backstage pas...

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