Apparently some pet rocks are braver than others...

I understand they're a little boulder.

Why are violinists braver than guitarists?

They never fret.

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La Tonga (NSFW)

Once upon a time there were two explorers, John Smith and James errmm..Smith ,doing what they did best....exploring. After 2 weeks of sailing they came to shore on what looked like a deserted island.

Hopping off, they eagerly went on a trek through the beautiful tropical forest before them. ...

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Three generals were sitting on a battleship.

Three generals, one from the army, one from the navy, and one from the marines, were sitting on the deck of a battleship, having a drink after a long day of drills. They get into a debate about which company had the braver soldiers. So the navy captain calls to one of his cadets, “Private!! I wan...

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Three Commanding Officers are sitting in the Officer's Quarters aboard an Aircraft Carrier.

A Marine Colonel, A Navy Lieutenant Commander overseeing the SEAL aboard the ship, and an Army Major overseeing the Rangers aboard. The Colonel turns to the other officers and says, "My men are braver than your men." The other two turn to him and say "Yeah, well prove it."

The Colonel calls i...

My Version Of Flirting!

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.

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The Wishing Cliff

There was a cliff in the middle of the desert that if a person jumped off of it and shouted out their greatest desire they would safely land in a large pile of that object at the bottom. Three friends make the trip but are very skeptical. They decide to start out on something simple and safe and wor...

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