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Brainy Jokes

Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head.

-- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis.

So someone impregnated Smurfette while Papa Smurf was away

Papa Smurf wanted to get to the bottom of this so he lined up every Smurf for some questions.

First was Brainy Smurf and as orders Papa Smurf asks him did he use a condom - "I did Papa Smurf"

Second was Clumsy Smurf and he answered the same

Third was Vanity Smurf and so on... 5...

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