Box Of Chocolates Jokes - 18 Hilarious Box Of Chocolates Jokes

PETA is like a box of chocolates

They kill dogs

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Life is like a box of chocolates

**It doesn't last long for fat people**

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life is NOT like a box of chocolates.

its more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.

A good analogy is like a box of chocolates-

you never know when you’re going to get a mixed metaphor.

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life is like a box of chocolates....

it is destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.

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Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's th...

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NSFW Love is like a box of chocolates

Some bastard is going to grab all the good ones and the rest of us will be forced to eat the gingers.

Like a box of chocolates...

What's Forrest Gump's online password?

1forrest1

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What do a prostitute and a box of chocolates have in common?

They're both full of assorted creams

Life is like a box of chocolates

Half way through you realaize how much you hate yourself.

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My girlfriend is like a box of chocolates.

I want to take her top off.

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Women in Thailand are like a box of chocolates

You never know which one has nuts.

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Life is like a box of chocolates...

It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you.

Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolate?

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope excla...

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Math is like a box of chocolates

It's better to use your fingers

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Tom Hanks was right when he said that life is like a box of chocolates

You never know what virus you’re gonna get

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Scottish blood

An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world.

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