I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete o...
A woman calls her husband
Her: Hi honey i think i have water in carburator.
Him: You don't even know where carburator is how do you know there is water in it?
Her: I don't know where it is but water is in it for sure.
Him: Okay i wil get to you where have you parked your car?
Her: About five metes...
There were three electrons going on a tour
Of Rhode Island. They are walking around happily when the police came and arrested one of them.
Despite protests from his friends , he was thrown across the state borders and asked to never come back. But him being a sport sneaked back across that night itself.
The next day, they were ...