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Mete Jokes

So I learned some interesting things today

I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete o...

A woman calls her husband

Her: Hi honey i think i have water in carburator.

Him: You don't even know where carburator is how do you know there is water in it?

Her: I don't know where it is but water is in it for sure.

Him: Okay i wil get to you where have you parked your car?

Her: About five metes...

There were three electrons going on a tour

Of Rhode Island. They are walking around happily when the police came and arrested one of them.

Despite protests from his friends , he was thrown across the state borders and asked to never come back. But him being a sport sneaked back across that night itself.

The next day, they were ...

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