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Bookies Jokes

Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong

He said "Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned 22 so I went to the bookies and put €222 on the second horse in the second race of the day.. It was at 2.22!"

"That all sounds great" I said, "What went wrong"?

"He came second".

I slammed €1,000 down on the bookies counter demanding to put it all on A2Z at 26/1

It was a real alpha bet.

(I don't care if it's terrible, I made myself laugh with it)

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

United Airlines needs help with there PR. I suggest hiring bookies for the planes and having the passengers take bets on who will get removed.

My money is on the Asian guy sitting next to me.

The Dog Fight

The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

  
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fi...

I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday.

I'm now barred from my local bookies.

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