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Matchmaker Jokes

Tired of being single, so I went to see a matchmaker today.

Left with a box of matches.

Two sisters

The matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr Smith, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and get married in no time." Says the matchmaker.

"Don't bother," replies Mr Smith,"I've two sisters at ...

Joe took his date, Kerri, to the carnival...

Joe, using one of those online matchmaker services, get's a date with Kerri.

Joe decides to take Kerri to the carnival.

As they walk down the midway, he asks "What would you like to do first, Kerri?"

"I want to get weighed," she said.

They ambled over to the weight gues...

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A Canadian, European, and Jew are at a funeral.

A Canadian, European, and Jew are at a funeral. The funeral is for a good friend of all three of these men. During the funeral, these three men met and began talking. The Canadian man was a rich man. He was a matchmaker, but he was single. The European was a poor man. He was an artist, but his paint...

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