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Bois Jokes

How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None it's always lit fam

It is Spring time in the Bois de Boulogne.

(all spoken parts to be told in a heavy French accent)


A French man and his young son are on a short spring holiday in the Bois de Boulogne, a very large and beautiful park in Paris.

"Papa papa let's go play in the woods!"

The French man is sitting at a table in the garden w...

Roman Bois

Two romans went to a bar, one roman raised his index finger and middle finger to the waiter. When the waiter arrived with two beers, the two romans were mad and went out the bar. One guy told the waiter, "Boi, you are dumb."

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Three bois

Three bois, shuthefuckup, manners, and shit, are driving down the highway when shit falls out the car. Shuthefuckup goes the police station and the officer says “what’s your name?” “Shuthefuckup.” “Hey!” The police screams annoyed. “Where are your manners?!?!” Shuthefuckup says, “Out on the road, sc...

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A little english for you bois



assume

/əˈsjuːm/



Verb

Deffenition: To make an ass out of you and me

(English teachers joke)

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