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Me: I’m scared of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: tell me why


Me: *screams*

Why did my girlfriend leave?

My girlfriend said we had to have a serious talk. She had enough of me constantly singing “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys. She said if I didn’t stop singing that song, she was done with the relationship and would leave.

I said, “Tell me why?”

My wife told me to stop quoting Backstreet Boys in normal conversations

"Tell me why", I replied

What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist?

Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache

Heard that Backstreet Boys is getting a video game for them on the PC.

Definitely not going to be released on Xbox and PlayStation though as it is inconsolable.

Thats not how the song goes...

You were singing backstreet boys and i was singing “in sync”

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So I went to the therapist...

Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?



Me: Well I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys



Therapist? Tell me why...



Me: Screams

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A man is told by a friend that he needs to seek some help for his irrational fear

So he goes to see a new therapist. The therapist asks the man what his fear is. The man responds:

"I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys"


The Therapist then responds:


"Tell me why"

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A man walks into a therapist for his first session

Man: “I am extremely scared of the Backstreet Boys, I think they are after me”

Therapist: “Tell me why?”

Man: “oh my god”

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I finally admit that I have a problem and I decide to see a therapist

Therapist: what brings you in today?

Me: I find myself very anxious in social situations

Therapist: please explain

Me: right now all my friends are obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and they always play “I want it that way”

Therapist: and this bothers you?

Me: I ha...

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