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An old Australian is talking about fighting in the boer wars to a man.

He says "One day we got into a fight twenty thousand, to one."

The man asks "What did you do?"

The old Australian replies "We killed him of course.".

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Retiring from the British Army can be complicated. (Long)

Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from the Personnel Department of the Ministry of Defence setting out details of his pension and, in particular, the tax-free ‘lump sum’ award, (based upon...

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