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Cape Town Jokes

A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed...

that she decided to end her life by jumping into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look you have a lot to live for. We're off to E...

Cape Town

Edna must really hate it there

Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there’s one place she will never visit…

Cape Town

It’s strange how African superheroes have the same origin story..

They’re all from Cape Town

What's a superhero's favourite holiday destination?

Cape town

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An retired elderly couple visit London..

They get picked up from the airport in a london black cab and head off into the city for some adventure.

The cab driver say "where you from guvnor?"

Husband. "we're from South Africa"..

The wife is a little hard of hearing asks her husband.

"What did he say?"

The ...

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On the airplane:

I was on an airplane on my way from Johannesburg to Cape Town.

Just when the aircraft was at the desired altitude, the pilot turned on the radio and said. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your pilot speaking, we are current... OH FUCK!"

There was silence for a few seconds then the pilot ...

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