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A mother and daughter are headed northbound on the highway.

At the same time there's a girlfriend and her boyfriend furiously arguing heading southbound on the same highway. The argument gets completely out of control. To the point where the girlfriend whips out a knife, grabs her boyfriends penis, cuts it off, and throws it out the window.

The penis ...

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A man in a trench coat walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building...

He sits at the bar and he orders a double, followed by another, and then another...

Across the bar he notices two gentlemen arguing back and forth about which one of them is the "bravest"...

The man in the trench coat finishes his third drink and sloshes his way over to the two argui...

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