There is a war going on between the Germans and the Scottish and in the middle of the war two soldiers from opposite sides stop to talk and one of them asks the other “why do you wear red uniforms?” They respond “when someone is shot the blood blends in and morale stays up. Why do you wear brown uni...
I asked my son if he wanted plant protein blends.
He said no whey dad
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A man walks into a bar and says he'll drink anything that has gin in it
The Bartender decides he wants to impress the man with something creative. He grabs some cold-pressed mango juice from the refrigerator, squeezes in the juice from a small lemon, adds some ginger ale, and garnishes it with rosemary and an orange twist. Finally he adds the gin.
As the man fini...
During the Cold War, the CIA wanted to create the perfect Russian spy.
So they train a cohort for years and then they choose the best candidate. They deploy him from a stealth submarine on a remote Russian coast and the spy starts making his way towards Moscow through the frozen tundra. After a few days he comes across a small trapping village and as he was starting to...
Trouble reading white names
have a hard time reading white names.
Ideally, you should write names in black or another darker color, white just blends into the paper.
A 13 year old boy is getting braces
The young boy is self conscious about the entire ideal. The Orthodontist asks him what color he would like.
Boy: Is clear an option?
Orthodontist: Unfortunately no.
Boy: I don't want it to be obvious, so I think I'll stick with white.
Orthodontist: So it blends with your ...