Two nuns are driving down a winding road in Transylvania, long after the sun has set.
Mother Superior sits in the passenger's seat, and Sister Carlotta sits in the driver's seat. They are driving along in relative silence when all of a sudden a vampire lands on the hood of the car and sna...
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Voice activated radio.
I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.
I told my radio "Rap"
2 Pac started playing on the stereo.
I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"
It blared Metallica...
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
A digging exploration
One day the US government decided to fund a digging exploration to explore the earth
They built a gigantic machine filled with thousands of soldiers, scientists, engineers etc
As they were digging through the earth's crust, the suddenly hit something big and had an emergency.
A couple of days before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home from a business trip. The trip had been exhausting and he was not in a good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thoug...