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Birches Jokes

Why do birch trees only have daughters?

Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches.

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How cold will it get tonight, I asked my wife

She said that it was going to get to 28 degrees or colder and we should cover up all the plants and get ready for the growing season to be done. I said the forecast was wrong and it wasn't going to get that cold. Right after I said that, though, the door crashed open and a white-haired old man charg...

New England trees have sprouted legs and are running amok. Officials say:

Birches be runnin wild

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