Birch Tree Jokes

Birch tree says "Do you think it's a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"

Beech tree responds "I don't know, it's hard to tell from up here"

Suddenly a woodpecker flies by, so the birch tree asks him "Can you go down there and see if that's a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"
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They really hate their bark

One day a sapling starts growing in between them. They start arguing about what type of tree it is.

"It's a son of a birch tree!"

"No! It's a son of a beech tree!"

It goes on for a few years, and then one day a woodpecker lands lands on the beech tree.

"Hey Woodpecker! Yo... read more

A birch tree and a beech tree stood next to each other in the woods. They were tall old trees, and usually got on quite well.

One day they noticed a little sapling between them, far below. The birch noticed first and said “Hey beech! Check out that little son of a birch down there!”
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A seedling sprouted up between them. The trees began arguing over whose spawn the seedling was:
"Son of a beech"

"Son of a birch"

"Son of a beech"

"Son of a birch"

Until a woodpecker flew over them and heard their argument. The woodpecker flew down and asked them why t... read more

"You see that sapling over there Oak? That's my son, he's going to be a great birch tree one day."

"No way!" Says the oak. "That's my daughter, she's going to grow into a fantastic oak tree!"

The two argue for a little bit until a woodpecker comes along and lands on the oak's branch. T... read more

There was a birch tree and a beech tree in a meadow, and they hated each other. They were always trying one-up each other saying things like "My leaves are greener!" "My bark is tougher!" "I'm taller!" etc.

Well one day, a fine young sapling sprouted up in the meadow right between the birch t... read more

Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches.

Son comes to his dad and asks if he should get married or join the army. Dad says “Son, if you’ll get married, you’re toast, but if you’ll join the army, there gonna be two ways for you. You’ll return either alive or dead. If alive, you’re toast, but if dead, there gonna be two ways for you. You’ll ... read more

One tree was a birch tree, and proudly said, "That sapling is a son of a birch!"

The other tree was a beech tree, and proudly said, "No, that sapling is a son of a beech!"

The two trees argued day in and day out, but couldn't settle the matter. Finally, they decided to ask the true exp... read more

A birch tree and a beech tree were standing together in the forest when the noticed a small seedling growing nearby.

The birch tree says "ah, that's one of my children, a fine young birch!"

The beech tree says "no, that's clearly a beech, One of my many progeny."

They ask a pass... read more

\*Walking along a trail.... Birch Tree: “I am the most beautiful tree in this entire forest.” Me: “Wtf trees can’t talk...” Birch Tree: “Yes, yes we can.” Me: “Birch, please!”

I accidentally posted this to the Reddit subgroup "funny". Hopefully I have the right spot now!

Two trees are growing up side by side in the forest one is a birch tree, and one is a beech tree. They are so conceited, theyrarely noticed the rest of the forest around them. Until one day, they l... read more