Adam bit the apple and feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind a bush to try on a maple leaf, a sycamore, and an oak.
Yew know I could think of a lot of tree puns....
But youd probably get sycamore.
Came across a body lying on the sidewalk
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.
The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.”
“How do you spell that?” the operator asked.
“S-i-c-k…” the m...
What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?
What type of tree has the most germs?
A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)
I have a tree joke you might like to hear
but most of us would be Sycamore.
(tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)