When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees
"911, what's your emergency?"
Drunk redneck, "Send help, my buddy just fell and hit his head on the sidewalk. He's bleed'n like a stuck hog!"
911, "Okay sir, what's your location?"
Drunk redneck, "We're at the corner of Sycamore and Vine."
911, "Okay sir, I'm going to need you to spell that for me. "
I have a tree joke you might like to hear
but most of us would be Sycamore.
(tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)
Adam and Eve
Adam bit the apple and feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind a bush to try on a maple leaf, a sycamore, and an oak.
Came across a body lying on the sidewalk
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.
The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.”
“How do you spell that?” the operator asked.
“S-i-c-k…” the m...
What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?
What type of tree has the most germs?
A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)