I need an ambulance

911 Operator: 911 what's your emergency?

Drunk southern man: A man's been shot. I need an am-bu-ance.

911 Operator: Where are you at?

Man: I'm on Sycamore Street.

Operator: Sir you're going to have to spell that.

Man: Si... No, Sy... Tell you what, I'll drag him ov...

Came across a body lying on the sidewalk

A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.

The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.”

“How do you spell that?” the operator asked.

“S-i-c-k…” the m...

What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?


I have a tree joke you might like to hear

but most of us would be Sycamore.

(tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)

What type of tree has the most germs?

A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)

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