Drunk southern man: A man's been shot. I need an am-bu-ance.
911 Operator: Where are you at?
Man: I'm on Sycamore Street.
Operator: Sir you're going to have to spell that.
Man: Si... No, Sy... Tell you what, I'll drag him ov...
Adam and Eve
Adam bit the apple and feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind a bush to try on a maple leaf, a sycamore, and an oak.
Came across a body lying on the sidewalk
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.
The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.”
“How do you spell that?” the operator asked.
“S-i-c-k…” the m...
What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?
I have a tree joke you might like to hear
but most of us would be Sycamore.
(tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)
What type of tree has the most germs?
A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)