If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on...
I would be crushed by dimes and have no idea why.
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Putin and two Russian generals are sitting in the Russian presidential aircraft
Putin gets bored and suggests to play a game to kill some time. They came up with the idea that each of them will throw something out of the plane and later they will go to check what happened on the ground.
The first general pulls a Zippo lighter from his pocket, throws it out the wind...
My roommate just got crusher by a lot of books
I guess he’s only got his shelf to blame
A Russian, an American and A Ugandan man walk into a bar...
The Russian boasts, “My country has invented a submarine that can go to the deepest parts of the ocean.”
The Ugandan and American say, “The deepest parts?! It would be crushed!”
To which the Russian replies “Well not the deepest, just a little higher.”
The American then says “...
The devotee and the mad elephant
There once was a wise Guru who lived in a temple. He had several devotees who studied under him. Every day, he would teach them things about God and world.
"Guru, where is God?" asked a devotee one day.
"Everywhere, my son," said Guru.
"Everywhere?"
"Yes, everywhere. In e...
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