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International women’s day should not be used as an excuse for sexist jokes

Period.

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A rabbit is captured and taken to a medical laboratory to be used for experiments . . .

There, he befriends a rabbit who was born and raised in the lab. One day, he notices that the researchers didn't latch his cage properly and he decides to make a break for it. He tells the lab rabbit how great it is on the outside and convinces him to come along.

First, the wild rabbit take...

Will glass coffins ever be used?

Remains to be seen...

What kind of bait cannot be used for fishing?

The Answer Will Shock You!

TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions

They may introduce a clause

A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs.

They were made for the sink.

What kind of soap can also be used to keep away men?

Deter gents

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What’s a thanos quote that can be used In sex?

“I’m sorry little one.”

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Did you hear that Viagra can be used as a sleep aid?

I took one before bed last night and slept hard.

A friend of mine asked if I thought hummus was able to be used as a facial exfoliation scrub.

I said to him "I've had a smashed chick pee on my face before it worked wonders can't see why it wouldn't here"

Comdoms should be used

on ever conceivable occasion.

I bought a cheap yardstick that can only be used flat on a table...

It really doesn't measure up.

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

Many words can be used to describe the location of a thing...

...but "that's" neither "here" nor "There".

What common item from a hardware store can be used to fasten a duck to a fence?

Duct ta......nope, a nail gun.

TIL Bigfoot could be used for supressing sarcasm.

He was a sass quash.

Do you know which app is best fit to be used in the delivery room?

Discord!

Did you know coconut milk can be used as a blood substute?

Anyways, on a seperate note, I just lost my medical licence for trying to turn a vegetable into a fruit.

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