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Butter late than never

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side. BAZINGA!

Fighting Big Guys for Dummies

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”
I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”


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