My love life has become like my bank card..

Contact less.

I went to the corner shop earlier and now my bank card smells funny!

I think they might have cologned it.

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I had to thank my friend for finding my bank card resting in some wet grass.

Credit where it's dew.

An old lady wanted to withdraw money from a bank

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw £10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if ...

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A man enters a bank

He walks up to the teller, throws his account information at him and says "Hey asshole, get me a coffee and make sure you don't forget the milk!"

The teller stares for a moment, then turns and heads for the manager's office. "Sir? There's a man out there who threw his bank card at me, called ...

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