Two german soldiers patrol on the German-Austrian border.
Suddenly they come across someone who hanged himself in the forest, through which the border line goes. One soldier says to the other: "If we report this, we'll never get off work in time for dinner!" "I have an idea!", exclaims the other, "let's make it the austrians' problem." That said, the tw...
Why are Austrians so good at telling jokes?
They live in hill-areas.
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What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off?
It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German.
Switzerland on Austrians: “Why is the Austrian flag ‘red-white-red’?”
“So that they can’t raise it upside-down”
A favorite joke of the Swiss (although any country combo will do)
A group of Austrians, embarrassed of the Swiss engineers, approach them with a request to build a bridge in the Sahara. "We want to build the most beautiful bridge, with perfect precision, workmanship, and quality to last a thousand years".
The Swiss Engineers, intrigued by the challenge, go...