What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off?
It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German.
Switzerland on Austrians: “Why is the Austrian flag ‘red-white-red’?”
“So that they can’t raise it upside-down”
A favorite joke of the Swiss (although any country combo will do)
A group of Austrians, embarrassed of the Swiss engineers, approach them with a request to build a bridge in the Sahara. "We want to build the most beautiful bridge, with perfect precision, workmanship, and quality to last a thousand years".
The Swiss Engineers, intrigued by the challenge, go...