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Astrologists Jokes

Astrologists are said to be poor interpreters...

but they always find something, if it's any constellation.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's a well-known fact that Hitler...

It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

One day he decided to thank his chief astrologer and called him into his office to say, "we've done really well in the war and I'm grateful...

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