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Artificial Limb Jokes

I'm thinking of opening a shop which sells used artificial limbs

Call it the second hand second hand store

You shouldn’t make fun of pets with artificial limbs.

It’s a faux paw

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you’re an artificial limb salesman?



Me: I prefer ‘international arms dealer’.

Lawyer Joke....

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put,...

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