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There were 3 guys, exploring a jungle one day...

They were caught by a tribe of cannibals, but instead of being killed they were brought to the tribal chief.

The chief told them he would let the 3 live, but they had to do 2 things. First off, they had to go into the jungle, and collect 10 pieces of a fruit they find. They would be told thei...

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A man is sitting on his porch...

when a young boy walks by, holding a roll of duct tape. The man, slightly amused yet curious, asks the boy what he plans on doing with it.

"I take duck tape down to the lake, and I use it to catch ducks", replies the boy. The man laughs it off, but later the boy returns with his arms full of ...

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Tom, Dick and Harry were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

Tom, Dick and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

The cannibal chief says to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and gather 10 of the same fruit."

So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes ...

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Three guys get shipwrecked on an uncharted island...

Three guys get shipwrecked on an uncharted island and wake up in the captivity of an ugly troll. The troll tells each of them that they must go out into the wilderness and bring back 5 fruits of any kind. So the men agreed to the challenge and set off to find their fruits.

The first guy comes...

Quit your job, sell your house, go to Vegas...

A man is sitting at his desk at work, when suddenly he hears a voice.

>Quit your job, sell your house, drive to Vegas...

He looks around, to see where the coffee was coming from. There's no obvious source. He asks his co-workers, but they say they didn't even hear it. He decides to ...

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