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Arborist Jokes

How does an arborist maintain his business?

He keeps a log of every tree he cuts down.

I ran into a French arborist and asked him how he was doing..

He said "Tree bien"

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

What do you call the leader of a team of arborists?

The Branch Manager

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