What do you call an arborist who has no money?

Bur Oak

How does an arborist maintain his business?

He keeps a log of every tree he cuts down.

My friend who is an arborist just got promoted to a new position!

Branch manager...

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

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