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Tree Surgeon Jokes

Where does a tree surgeon go before cutting down a tree?

Triage

A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down...

Surgeon: Exactly 178,794

Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?

Surgeon: I keep a log

What do you call a tree surgeon who makes good coffee?

An arborista.

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked

doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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