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Ani Jokes

If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

In Afghanistan, they've made it illegal to count the votes cast in any election.

It's the Tally Ban.

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