You know why girls like to play animal crossing?

'cause it's the only time they get pockets

What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have

A nookia

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In Animal Crossing, Isabelle really has her work cut out for her.

Man, managing a bunch of animals? I guess it really is a shit zoo.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?

Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?

KKK Slider

It was a crisp autumn morning in 2015, I was in a job interview.

When the interviewer asked me where I'd be in 5 years, I said I'd be sad, lonely, locking myself at home and playing Animal Crossing.



I guess you can say I have 20-20 vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

It wanted to play animal crossing

Why are Nintendo players afraid of the fence?

Because it prevents animal crossing.

What is Nina Tucker’s dad’s favorite game?

>!Animal Crossing!<

I've been pretty busy in quarantine

My erotic Animal Crossing fan fiction is going to blow some minds

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