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Anglophone Jokes

An anglophone student is learning to speak French

…when a black fly lands on his teacher’s desk. “Regarde le mouche”, the student tells his teacher.

“It’s not LE mouche” says the teacher. “It’s LA mouche”.

…the student is impressed: “how could you tell? Your eyesight is amazing!”

If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles

what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?

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