They’re remaking ALF, but the puppet looks more like a chicken than a pig.
They’re calling it Chicken Alf redo.
What do Batman and Alf have in common?
They both eat cats.
In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle
Alien vs. Predator.
Two friends in a pub one says:
"Hello John hows your brother Brian?"
"He died Alf"
"Oh that is terrible how did he die?"
"Well he was driving his car and he slammed on the brakes with such force he got catapulted out of the roof through my second floor bedroom window and landed on the bed"
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Alf and Doris have been married for 50 years
Every morning throughout those 50 years Alf has woken himself and Doris up by doing the worlds biggest fart. The violent and clockwork nature of Alf’s farting seemed to be an inhuman ability and Doris constantly warned Alf that one day he would fart his guts right out into his shorts. ...