What do Puff Daddy and Pepe Le Pew have in common?

Can't stop, won't stop.

2 Mexican gang members...

Carlos and Pepe; are lost in the desert after a drug deal gone wrong...

After days wandering aimlessly, Pepe finds a tree covered in pork. Bacon of all kinds and thicknesses, gammon, sausages and pulled pork hanging in place of leaves.

Not wanting to waste energy on what could potentia...

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There is a new teacher of foreign language in Pepes class

The teacher writes sentences in foreign language on blackboard. Then she calls up the students one by one and asks them for translation until its Pepes turn. Before he can respond they can hear loud knocking.

It is a headmaster. As the teacher is new to her job and freshly graduated the head...

What do you call a skunk with a machine gun?

Pepe la Pew-Pew

I posted a picture of an angry Pepe on /r/dankmemes

But the mods deleted it because it was a REEEEE post.

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Two drunk girls stop to pee in a cemetery

Two drunk girls stopped to pee in a cemetery after a long night out drinking and partying.

The first girl squats down by the car and starts to pee. She then realizes she doesn't have anything to wipe with, so she takes her panties off and wipes herself, and throws them away.

The secon...

What is Pepe's favorite cheese?

BREEEE

So Pepe is now an international hate symbol...

FeelsBadMan.

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure sme...

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A cowboy walks into a saloon, you can tell he isn’t a local and looks like an outlaw...

So the bartender stops and asks him if he knows Pepe Lopez, the meanest outlaw around. Well the cowboy takes a shot of his whiskey and says, “do I know pepe Lopez, ha”

I was out in the desert last week minding my own business when Pepe Lopez jumped out of some bushes and surprised me. Now I w...

Things need to know about me

A. Bad at grammar

B. Bad at titles

C. Grammar

D. Repetitive

H. Don't know the alphabet

5. Inconsistent

7. Don't know number line

12. Repetitive

237. Too ambitious

(239) Inconsistent

(6) Childish

(7) Easily distracted
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What's faster, thunder or light?

Teacher: Pepe, what's faster thunder or light ?
*pepe thinks for a little and answers*
Pepe: diarrhea is faster
Teacher : why do you say that, Pepe ??
Pepe: because the other day I ran faster than thunder to the restroom, turned on the light and I had already shit myself.

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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