Because God knew that one lifetime was not enough time to produce enough cute cat pics.
Where do cats go when all nine lives are up?
Purrgatory!
Ps: this joke works in French, Spanish, and Italian, as far as Iām aware.
From my 7 year old nephew: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
What's the difference between a normal cat and a man from West Africa?
One has nine lives and the other has nine wives
Death of an Eel
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