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Falling In Love Jokes

I think my deaf girlfriend is falling in love with a deaf friend of hers.

I’ve been noticing——the signs aren’t good.

The chances of a kidnapped person falling in love with his/her kidnapper is about 8%

The chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0% to 8%

Why North Korea falling in love with South Korea?

Because South Korea has a beautiful Seoul

I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend.

You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts.

Falling in love is like eating paint chips.

Things might look pretty now, but in time you're going to feel dumb.

I think my optometrist is falling in love with me...

Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, "Eye care for you"

I'm writing a musical love story set in the '50s about 2 teens from the opposite sides of the tracks, falling in love during the National Origami Qualifiers.

I'm calling it "Crease."

What is a New Zealanders favourite love song?

I cant help falling in love with ewe..

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop menstruation . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.



Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night

and finds her husband missing from the bed. Worried, she searches for him and finds him sitting in a chair downstairs staring at the wall, deep in thought.
While she is watching, he wipes away a tear. Worried she asks him

"Honey, are you ok?"

Without looking back he says "do you re...

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