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A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

Why did the penny arrest the nickel?

The penny was a copper, see, and he busted the nickel for stopping on a dime.

The dime was a quarter way through the intersection when the nickel hit him.

At first the nickel thought he'd hit 50 cent.

But it was just some other young buck.

A joke or a threat?

When I was about 17 or 18, I went hunting with my girlfriend's father and I ended up getting a young buck. I was describing the situation to him and I mentioned that the deer had come running from the other side of the field so I assumed something over there had spooked it. He replied "Or he could h...
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