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An old and young buck were on a hill

Looking down into the valley full of does. The young buck says " I'm going to run down there and fuck one of those does." The older buck replies "You go right ahead. I'm going to walk down and fuck them all."

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

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Old Mary and Frank have been having some matrimonial issues...

No matter how hard he tries, Frank just can't bring Mary to orgasm anymore.

They decide to visit the doctor for help, because they love each other, in all the ways, and this lack of intimacy is bringing them both down emotionally.

Thankfully the doctor has the answer. He advises Fran...

Why did the penny arrest the nickel?

The penny was a copper, see, and he busted the nickel for stopping on a dime.

The dime was a quarter way through the intersection when the nickel hit him.

At first the nickel thought he'd hit 50 cent.

But it was just some other young buck.

A joke or a threat?

When I was about 17 or 18, I went hunting with my girlfriend's father and I ended up getting a young buck. I was describing the situation to him and I mentioned that the deer had come running from the other side of the field so I assumed something over there had spooked it. He replied "Or he could h...

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