Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff
It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
You should go easy on Cuomo
He had his hands full
Three men one from Florida, one from Texas, and one from New York all die and go to hell
When they get there they see a big red phone and they asked Satan what it's for, he says it's for calling earth but it's super expensive. The man from Texas says "Great I would love to call my hometown in Dallas" he talks for 2 hours and Satan charges him 2 million dollars. The man from Florida says...
and smacking fannies." — Gov. Andrew Cuomo
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N Y Governor Cuomo assured the public that he always wore his face mask while sexually harassing his accusers
Today I inappropriately touched and propositioned several female coworkers...
It's all good though. I said "No Cuomo"
Topical Jokes (5/20)
Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started.
Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...