Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff
It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
Three men one from Florida, one from Texas, and one from New York all die and go to hell
When they get there they see a big red phone and they asked Satan what it's for, he says it's for calling earth but it's super expensive. The man from Texas says "Great I would love to call my hometown in Dallas" he talks for 2 hours and Satan charges him 2 million dollars. The man from Florida says...
What did Andrew Cuomo's battery say to the female aide's chips
I'm Eveready if you're Frito Lay
and smacking fannies." — Gov. Andrew Cuomo
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N Y Governor Cuomo assured the public that he always wore his face mask while sexually harassing his accusers
Today I inappropriately touched and propositioned several female coworkers...
It's all good though. I said "No Cuomo"
Topical Jokes (5/20)
Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started.
Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...