Hellman Jokes - 7 Hilarious Hellman Jokes

Some one just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me!

I yelled, “**What the Hellman!**”

Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me

I was like, what the hellman

My roommate borrowed my mayo and never gave it back.

What the Hellmann?

I saw someone tip a bucket of mayonnaise on my car.

What the Hellman!

I specifically asked for no mayo on my sandwich.

What the Hellman

I replaced my dad's shaving cream with mayonnaise...

He shouted "what the Hellman!"

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Just dropped my mobile phone in a bowl of mayonnaise.

Fuckin hellman.

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