Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"

I've never finished it for some reason.

Zeno's paradox

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are at a bar and see a beautiful woman across the room. They're all too nervous to talk to her so the physicist devises a plan to work up the necessary courage. Walk half the distance from them to her, then half the remaining distance, and again, and aga...

Zeno of Elea Walks into a bar

(1) Then, he walks into another one 1/2 as long as the first.

(2) Then, he walks into another one 1/2 as long as the previous.

(3) Then, he walks into another one 1/2 as long as the previous.

(4) Then, he walks into another one 1/2 as long as the previous.

(5) Then, he wa...

How many Zenos does it take to change a light bulb.

Infinite. One to screw it in half way. One to screw it in half of what's left. Another to screw it in half of what's left...

Hello? Zeno taxi service?

I called for a cab forever ago...

What do you mean he's half way there?

I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox.

I'm not quite halfway through it.

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